Felicitations Malfactors

flightsofwonder:

When you watch The Avengers again, pay attention to where Bruce is often placed in several frames in the movie. In almost every shot, whenever Bruce is in the frame with other people, especially the other avengers, he’s always in the back. Trying to make himself unnoticeable, less of a target,…

midorieyes:

sammyandhisfallenangel:

#do you think this is a fucking game?

Dean’s code name.

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sherlocks-loki:

the-arcane-lombax:

forever-pretty-awkward:

jackfrostswhore:

so-relatable:

1. Augustus Gloop is gluttony.

He’s either eating or thinking about eating. And his name rhymes with poop.

2. Veruca Salt is greed.

She’s a spoiled brat who always wants more.

3. Violet Beauregarde is pride.

She’s always boasting.

4. Mike Teavee is sloth.

He sits and watches TV all the time. His name is also Teavee aka TV

5. Grandpa Joe is envy.

He wants what Wonka has (the factory) and Charlie has (the ticket).

6. Charlie is lust.

Not the kind you normally think of, but the intense desire.

7. … and Wonka is wrath.

He punishes everyone for their flaws.

my life is over now

My mind is blown

And there goes my sanity

fuck

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ksteeno:

spoookyscary:

After succumbing to a fever of some sort in 1705, Irish woman Margorie McCall was hastily buried to prevent the spread of whatever had done her in. Margorie was buried with a valuable ring, which her husband had been unable to remove due to swelling. This made her an even better target for body snatchers, who could cash in on both the corpse and the ring.

The evening after Margorie was buried, before the soil had even settled, the grave-robbers showed up and started digging. Unable to pry the ring off the finger, they decided to cut the finger off. As soon as blood was drawn, Margorie awoke from her coma, sat straight up and screamed.

The fate of the grave-robbers remains unknown. One story says the men dropped dead on the spot, while another claims they fled and never returned to their chosen profession.

Margorie climbed out of the hole and made her way back to her home.

Her husband John, a doctor, was at home with the children when he heard a knock at the door. He told the children, “If your mother were still alive, I’d swear that was her knock.”

When he opened the door to find his wife standing there, dressed in her burial clothes, blood dripping from her finger but very much alive, he dropped dead to the floor. He was buried in the plot Margorie had vacated.

Margorie went on to re-marry and have several children. When she did finally die, she was returned to Shankill Cemetery in Lurgan, Ireland, where her gravestone still stands. It bears the inscription “Lived Once, Buried Twice.”

what did i just read

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500daysofevilexes:

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aforeveryoungchild:

All of them were shot and killed for wanting peace.

I don’t think could have be a post any better than this.

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camplazlo:

sharingayn:

please reblog this everyone needs to see this dont stop until its on the tumblr radar

signal boost

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gaystepdad:

onefootfromtheedge:

gaystepdad:

sometimes i feel like i love everyone on this website but then someone adds a stupid comment to a post and i wish murder was legal 

#yolo

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loyalnerdwp:

memewhore:

haanerhhs:

And a tree. Don’t forget the tree.

Wait. You Forgot The Birds.

YOU FORGOT THE HOLE IN THE TREE.

AND THAT TOTALLY RANDOM FLOWER.

Where the fuck did you guys get my childhood drawings

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